Oi Underdonkeys,
Time to stop eating grass and start talking dates. We’re here to arrange the legendary clash between your elite donkey squad and us — the ones ready to make you rethink your career in VC:MP. 🫏💥
We don’t need a TED Talk, just drop your available timings here — preferably before the next Ice Age — and we’ll finalize it like grown-ups (or slightly evolved cavemen).
Please make sure when suggesting a time:
Your full donkey cart is fueled and ready
Nobody’s escaping to “update drivers” mid-match
And your net doesn’t disconnect when we sneeze near you
Let’s wrap this up faster than your top fragger ragequits. Looking forward to hearing from you, or at least your team manager who has access to the WiFi.
Awaiting your precious timings. Tick tock. 🕒
