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« on: June 17, 2025, 02:54:51 am »
Greetings, Lag Lords!
Please be honored that The Moo-Fia has chosen YOU as our first victims of the season! Consider this your lucky day.
🥛TERMS:
WHEN: Next Weekend (Flexible)
WHERE: MAGNA SERVER (if your potato WiFi can handle it)
🐄 OFFICIAL CHARGES AGAINST THE LAGGING SYNDICATE:
1.Crimes Against Framerate: Your consistent 15 FPS gameplay has been declared a war crime by the VCAD Administrators.
2.Ping Terrorism: Your 300ms ping has caused more lag than a Windows 95 computer running Crysis.
3.Connection Conspiracy: We suspect you’re secretly gaming from CF.Rami’s Cafe.
4.Timeout Tyranny: Your frequent disconnections have traumatized our community.
🏆 STAKES:
If Moo-Fia Wins: Lagging Syndicate players to include “.Moo” on their nicks whenever they get hop on VC:AD till their next MAGNA match.
If Lagging Syndicate Wins: We’ll upgrade your internet as a consolation prize (you’ll need it)
This is basically charity work for us, but we’re feeling generous.
“In Dairy We Trust”
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